These Are The Finest Queen Boys (I've Ever Seen)

from Valvoline & Vaseline by The Book-Burners

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start by kissing my ass
i'll start by rubbing your balls
we'll have a jammy time together
one and all

what will we do later on when the butter runs out?
you'll probably scream and shout
here comes the watermelon seed up my snoot snout
and that's your asshole, your snoot snout

i'll put it through your eye socket young man
i'm the first man you've had
don't tell me about loving women
i don't want to know about it

this is our world, men, make sure of it
we'll do with each other what we want, so
Valvoline and Vaseline and all the things in between
oh, don't scrub yourself up
i like you unclean

here comes Jimmy Jam Joe
and there goes Sally Marie
these are the finest queen boys I've ever seen
i even prefer them to my regular brand of sheep

Sally Jim John and Jimmy Joe Blow
there they go
who will finish first?
no one knows
no one knows

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from Valvoline & Vaseline, released December 24, 2012

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